Mood

Don’t mix your words with your mood, 

because you’ll have many options to change your mood

BUT

You will never get any option to replace the spoken words.

MOOD

Don’t mix 

your words 

with your mood, 

because 

you’ll have many options 

to change

your mood

but not your words. 

Life

Life is made up of changes. 

So, don’t avoid changes

Take every change as challenges

Some give success

Some act as stepping stone 2 success.. 

LOVE

Don’t BE disappointed

 if the person you love does not

 love you

Because:

 God said: 

This is my world, 

I could not make my creation love me.

HELP

You have two hands,

One to help yourself and

Second to help others.

Dare Devils

Smooth roads never make good drivers

Clear skies never make good pilots

Problem free life never makes strong person

So do not ask life “ Why me”

 but say

“TRY ME”

People in Life

Here is a quiz:

1. Name d last 5 winners of Ms. Universe

2. Name d last 10 people who won the nobel prize….

How did you do ……….??

The point of is none of us remembers the headlines of yesterday………….

Though they are the best in their field………..

Applause dies…………………..

Awards tarnish………………..

Achievements are 4gotten………………….

Here’s another quiz:

See how dis goes :

1. Name 5 teachers who aided your journey through school……
2. Name 5 friends who helped through difficult times…………..
3. Name 5 people who made you feel special………………………
4. Name 5 people who you enjoy spending time with………

Easier………….????????????????????

The people who make a difference

 in your life are NOT the ones with most awards.

TIME

TIME  decides 

who you will meet in life

Your heart decides 

whom you want in life

But

Your behaviour decides 

who will stay in your life.

FRIEND

True Message from Bhagvat Gita 


“Your mind is your great friend if you control it

BUT

Your mind is your greatest enemy if it controls you.”

FOOD PLAZA

The only place in India where food is cheap.

Tea=1.00

Soup =5.50

Daal=1.50

Meal=2.00

Chapati=1.00

Chicken=24.50

Dosa=4.00

Biryani=8.00

Fish=13.00

These items are mean for Poor People

 and is available at Indian Parliament Canteen. 

The salary of those poor people is Rs. 80,000 per month without Income Tax. 

Greatest Losss

Death is not the greatest loss in life

The greatest loss is when 

relationship dies between 2 people

While they are still alive.

Blessing

Pal bhar ki B tanhai aapko nasib na ho

Koi B gam aapke karib na ho

Khuda aapki zindagi men itni khushiyan de

Kea apse badkar koi khushnasib na ho

Translation in English.

May God not give you an isolate living for a while

May God not give you any trouble ever

May God give you as much happiness in life

That there is none who can beat you in happiness.

Morning

Morning is a perfect time                    


2    pray, 


2 love, 


2 care, 


2 smile, 


2 start, 


2 relax,


 and thanks to God 


for all he gave to us.

SMILE

Smile stops when we close the lips

Dreams top when we open the eyes.

Love stops when we stop believing

But friendship stops when we stop disturbing.

EXAM Results

After result if pass

Teacher : 

akhir padaya kis ne hai. 

Mom: Sab babe ki kirpa hai.

Dad: Akhir beta kiska

Dost: chal pee ke ate hai

But if fail

Teacher: 

Class me. Koi response hi nahi deta.

Mom: Sab mobile ki wajah se hua hai

Dad: Tumhara hi beta hai aur lad pyar karo sar pe bithao

Sab badal jate hain

Dost: chal pee ke ate hai 

Friends are not affected the result.

Joke

Himmat hai to is se Bakwas sms bhejna

Teacher :

 Ek amrud ke ped par 10 aam hai usme se 5 cheeku hai maine nikal liye to pedh par kitni mosami bachegi?

Student: 10 Hathi

Sir: wah! Tujhe kaise pta?

Student: kyuki aaj mai lunch men methi ki sabzi laya hun.

Moral: roz brush karo barna ghar men chuhe ate hai.

Jokes make us smile and muse for a while. Read some jokes before going to bed and you will have good sleep. 

Success

“In Life Failure is not the real end. 

But it can be the Real Beginning of Success.”

Hope

A kid asked Swami Vivekananda

 sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hota hai?

“Swami replied” 

wo umeed khona jiske 

bharose par tumk khoya hua sab  kuch vapas paa sakte ho.

Joke

Teacher 2 student

Can u define, who is a lecturer?

Student: :Lecturer is a person

who has a very bad habit of speaking 

when someone is sleeping.

Jokes make us laugh and 

reading some jokes before going to sleep 

make the reader reduce the stress.  

Read jokes, muse,laugh and make life happy.

Life is to be lived and enjoyed.

Don't wait for opportunities to enjoy life.

Create opportunities. Small incidents everywhere must be enjoyed.

Friendship

Sms ka rate ………

1996        ……6/-

2000      …….4/-

2006……….1/-

2007……….0.50

2008……….0.25

2009……….0.10

2010 ……….0.01

Aap kab karoge sms . jab sms pe loan milega tab  kya?