Joke

Himmat hai to is se Bakwas sms bhejna

Teacher :

 Ek amrud ke ped par 10 aam hai usme se 5 cheeku hai maine nikal liye to pedh par kitni mosami bachegi?

Student: 10 Hathi

Sir: wah! Tujhe kaise pta?

Student: kyuki aaj mai lunch men methi ki sabzi laya hun.

Moral: roz brush karo barna ghar men chuhe ate hai.

Jokes make us smile and muse for a while. Read some jokes before going to bed and you will have good sleep. 

Joke

Teacher 2 student

Can u define, who is a lecturer?

Student: :Lecturer is a person

who has a very bad habit of speaking 

when someone is sleeping.

Jokes make us laugh and 

reading some jokes before going to sleep 

make the reader reduce the stress.  

Read jokes, muse,laugh and make life happy.

Life is to be lived and enjoyed.

Don't wait for opportunities to enjoy life.

Create opportunities. Small incidents everywhere must be enjoyed.